Movieholic

As I woke from a heavy slumber, the first thing I saw was the bright sunlight shining directly into my eyes. I immediately sprung up into a sitting position and scanned the surroundings, surprised to find myself in the middle of a plain. No trees, no buildings, no life signs but just grass and a colourful meadow at the far end of the plain. There was a weird huge space craft thing that engulfed most of the view in the northern sky. It’s flat and round. Weird, it seems like I saw this metal disc somewhere but I couldn’t remember. Was it the Harvester, a mighty sphericle ship from Independence Day? Forget about that plate, I need to solve the mysterious case of how I ended up here now.

Where am I? Why am I here? How’d I get here?

Panic rose from every inch of my body and I stood on spot frozen like an idiot. When I was drown in my own confusion and tried to think positively, loud screams were heard from the opposite direction. I spun my head towards the source of the voices and saw an ugly looking creature chasing three guys around my age. The creature is bulbous, dark and with many appendages such as spikes, shears and rods. It has a long robotic scorpion-like tail with a sharp spike at the end. Overall the creature is basically a flesh-eating worm on a spider with a scorpion tail. Griever, they called it. Then the other three must be Minho, Thomas and Newt. It took me a moment to realize they’re luring the hideous creature towards my direction. Maybe it happened too fast or I was still lost in my thoughts, they ran past through me like I’m invincible. Even the Griever ignored my existence- it doesn’t try to stop and sting me.

So I’m not alive?

The Griever pulled into an emergency halt and snarled at something in front of it. Curiosity took over me and I walked to investigate which feral monster had prevented this arachnid from rampaging. Seems like the Griever met its own kind, it’s the alien named Grid from Alien vs. Predator. Well, no doubt, the movie universe had clashed against each other and made this alternate dimension where anything could happen. Then, more funny was, a rainbow light beam shot down from the sky and a figure emerged from the dusts. A die-heart Marvel fan like me recognized the teleportation beam. It’s from Thor, son of Odin, guardian of Asgard. He appeared with his hair cut and an axe in both arms. My mind immediately came up with the title of the movie- Avengers: Infinity War.

Thor threw his axe and it struck the two horrible creatures in their heads and electrocuted them with his lighting powers, sending them to hell in an instant. The two monsters dropped on the ground and perished into sand. Before Thor could depart, he met another woman like him that wields lighting. She’s Storm, from the X-Men series. The both of them fought tooth and nail from the air to ground, zapping each other with lightning and caused massive thunder roars in the sky.

If Thor appeared then the rest must be here too. My theory was proved right when I saw Dr. Strange, Iron Man and Hulk fending off an army of glowing pixel aliens. Those pixelated aliens must be from the movie Pixels. Even Logan who usually slouches around was slashing a hoard of zombies (Walking Dead or World War Z) with his Adamantium Claws and a cigar in his mouth. When everyone was busy minding their own businesses, a tremendous roar shook the grounds and made everyone covered their ears in agony. That familiar screech is from the king of monsters of all time- Godzilla. This time, Godzilla wasn’t against the Mutos, some moth like creature- It faced an opponent it didn’t see before, Slattern, the three-tail creature that looks like a hammerhead shark, a V Kaiju from Pacific Rim.

I was like watching a movie in real life but without popcorns and sodas, plus the fact that they couldn’t see me. More and more of them appeared and it was absurd chaos. They were fighting each other without knowing if the opponents were evil or good. Superman versus Jean Grey on a Millennium Falcon; Kong and Indominus Rex wasn’t getting well along with each other which made Megalodon interferes; Darth Vader tried to take down Optimus Prime with the help of Darth Maul; Caesar  the ape and his gang started war against those cute little Gremlins; Star-lord and Rocket Raccoon teamed up with Agent Jay and Kay (Man in Black anyone?) blasting their Sci-Fi firearms at deviants from Goosebumps- werewolves of Fewer Swamp, Slappy the Dummy, possessed Gnomes, Fifi the vampire poodle, the giant praying mantises… they were all gone in an instant.

It was pretty fun to see them kill each other in this ultimate crossover- until Harvester, the huge space ship suddenly shot a fat destructive beam that wipes out almost everything on land. It annihilated tons of movie characters and what I saw was just a fatal white scene. I thought some of the “inhumans” might survive the wraith but I was wrong. When I opened my eyes, it was nothing but just a deserted world. The green grass earlier is now black and what left were just countless amount of craters, nevertheless big or small.

So this is the end of everything. Harvester shoots laser, all dead in an instant.

I woke up again, silly enough to find myself on the ground and my blanket tangled me. It was Saturday morning and guess my field trip in the alternate movie universe was over. My brother knocked on my door and the following conversation made me extremely excited.

‘Jie, mummy ask if you wanted to watch Mission Impossible with them.’

‘Wait for me! I’m going, then we can watch Ant-man and the Wasp too.’

‘Wah, we already watched 3 movies this month.’

‘I don’t care.’




Gallery :)



Zombies Taking Down Helicopter (World War Z)



Any Hugh Jackman Fans? :'D (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)



Pac-man trying to eat the vehicle.  (Pixels)



Slattern with height of approx 596 ft. (Pacific Rim)



Agent J and Agent K (Man in Black 3)



Left to Right - Dr. Strange, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner & Wong (Avengers: Infinity War)



Ya'll time favs :D Left to Right - Gally, Minho, Thomas, Teresa & Newt (The Maze Runner)




Kong looking good :) (Kong: Skull Island)



Ya'll should check out Godzilla's roar. It's intense! (Godzilla 2014)



Indominus Rex camouflaging in the woods. She's smart! (Jurassic World)



Sure you know bout him. Optimus Prime. (Transformers)



Peter Quill and Rocket Raccoon sniffed something fishy (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2)


The ship called Harvester is originally this huge (Independence Day: Resurgence)


Harvester landing on Earth (Independence Day: Resurgence)


Gremlins in a theater! Aren't they cute? :P (Gremlins 1986)



Adapted from the poster cause all the monsters are basically here.... (Goosebumps)



If you don't recognize Superman, you don't have a childhood LOL (Man of Steel)



Caesar, the one who believed in humanity (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes)



Millennium Falcon, the most famous space craft of all time (Star Wars)



"Luke, I am your father." This sentence never gets old (Star Wars)



Darth Maul, uh, the weirdest among all?? (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)



Megalodon is heating theaters soon! I honestly don't know what to expect (The Meg)



Basically Jean Grey is the most powerful X-Men, ain't no joke. (X-Men: The Last Stand)


Thor, Thor, Thor or probably Chris Hemsworth? (Avengers: Infinity War)



Storm would definitely crushed by Thor, I ain't kidding either. Thor is a god afterall! (X-Men: Apocalypse)



Grid, some weird name but never mind. (Alien vs. Predator)



Phew! Last but not least, its the Griever that puts you through the Changing (The Maze Runner)


Comments

  1. Wow!!! Your vast knowledge of movie characters and story lines is certainly one of a kind. This blog post (and you) definitely lives up to its title. Although I must admit I am not that much of a movie-holic, this post is creative and entertaining at best. And thank you for inserting pictures to ensure lost souls like myself are able to appreciate the beauty of all these imaginative universes.

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